[Insert turtle joke here] - Chapter 1 - ALt_writes_stuff - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2024)

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Michelangelo felt pain and coldness as he died.

Finally, peace

Giving his last lesson to Casey Marie, to know peace , he closes his eyes, expecting to finally die and rest in peace with his brothers.

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Then a drop of water falls on his forehead, waking him up.

Huh?

That was weird, he doesn’t…

He died, right?

Opening his eyes, he found himself in the sewers, but it didn’t look like the sewers he knew and grew up with. He checked his body and found that, while he was still bloody, he wasn’t injured. In fact, he felt younger and more energetic.

That… That can’t be right. He’s dead! He’s supposed to be dead . Why… Why is he still alive? Who- what saved him?

Who took away his opportunity to die?

He looked around to see if he could find something familiar. This section of the sewers wasn’t one he was familiar with, at least not one that he remembers. It was less… dull, in a way. Walking more he found some water that he could use as a mirror to see himself and surprised he was.

In the reflection, there was a younger version of himself, the wrinkles were gone and his eyes were back to normal. No more white eyes due to radiation, he could now see his brown eyes for the first time in years. A movement at his side caught his attention and he pulled a sai (somehow he still had all his weapons with him.) at the person and immediately dropped at who he was looking at.

In front of him, there was a rat– a mutant rat– with dirty, ruined clothes. Grey fur with some parts that were still pinkish, like he didn’t have much fur before mutation. In his hands there were four small turtles.

Four turtles. And a rat. In the sewers .

Sounds like the start of a joke because that must be.

“You’ve got to be kidding me.” Muttered Michelangelo before passing out.

———

When he opened his eyes again, he was in a different part of the sewers, and it looked like someone lived there. And his theory was proven right when a small chirp called his attention. Looking to his side, he saw a small turtle. It was a box turtle with orange spots, and an orange piece of cloth tied around his neck as a bandana. The tot was looking at him with curiosity before chirping with a smile. Michelangelo can’t help but coo at the sight of the baby.

“Hello little guy.” He said softly in the same way he talked to cats to pet them. Extending his finger, the box turtle gives it a hug, his small little tail wiggling.

“Was I this cute has a child?” Through the older turtle, then he heard other chirps and a hiss.

A spiny softshell turtle with a purple bandana and a red eared slider with a blue one approached him. The former was hissing in warning while the latter just chirped excitedly. The softshell grabbed the box turtle, bringing him away from the stranger while the slider just looked with curiosity. Michelangelo couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight, as always the younger being protected. Then, an alligator snapping turtle with a red bandana entered, running at the sound of the hissing and the chirps, hovering worriedly around the box turtle like an overbearing mother.

The chuckles were soon accompanied by tears. Once, in better times, his brother Don explained to him about the multiverse theory, and the possible existence of parallel universes. And how there were other worlds similar to theirs. He ignored it back then, saying that it sounded something straight from comics. Who could have guessed that it was true? Don would have gone crazy.

“Oh! You’re awake.”

Michelangelo flinched at the voice. It was way different from the one his own father had; it was less gruff, with the japanese accent having a bit of american in it. But looking at him was harder. Looking at this alternate version of his father and not wanting to kill hug him was hard, even more was the urge to cry.

“Father?” He couldn’t help but whisper that as he looked at the rat man.

For Lou Jitsu, now known as Splinter, he couldn’t help but aid this stranger. At first, he thought that he was one of the bounty hunters hired by the goat man to hunt him down. Then, he saw the Hamato clan symbol… or at least a similar version of it. It was a bit different from the one he knows, but it still put him at a defensive stance. He didn’t want anything to do with that cursed clan. Nor did he want his children to know about it. However, the look in his eyes before passing out told him many things.

Anger

Sorrow

Nostalgia

Grief

Love

The fact that his newly-but-not-fully-tested-out father instincts gave him a nagging feeling about the turtle, a similar feeling of recognition as seeing one of his sons…

Kneeling in front of him, a hand touching one of his cheeks, he wondered with tears in his eyes, and a small smile on his face. “Michelangelo? You grew up a lot.”

Michelangelo couldn’t help but cry on his shoulder, embracing a version of the father he lost, surrounded by the versions of the brothers that he lost.

With a baby turtle on his lap, a version of himself that he lost a long time ago, due to blood, pain and suffering.

He wanted to die. But now, he was doubting that.

Now… he didn’t know what to do.

[Insert turtle joke here] - Chapter 1 - ALt_writes_stuff - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2024)

FAQs

What is the Ninja Turtle slang? ›

Fast-forward to the Turtles, and when the character of “party dude” Michelangelo was expanded for the cartoon show, he often used surfer slang such as “bummer”, “dude”, “bogus”, “radical”, “far-out”, “tubuloso”, “bodacious” and of course… “cowabunga”.

What is the code for ninja turtles? ›

If you enter the classic Konami code (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A) on the title screen, you should hear the Turtles say ''Yeah!'' Now hit start and go to the story mode. Every time your turtle takes a step in one of the stages, a goofy ''boing!''

Who is the oldest ninja turtle? ›

Leo (aka Leonardo) is the oldest of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Leo is played by Nicolas Cantu in the Mutant Mayhem movie.

Who is the funny ninja turtle? ›

Michelangelo “Mikey” – The Funny One

Prepare to laugh and be entertained by Michelangelo, also known as “Mikey,” the funny one. With his heart, charisma, and infectious energy, Mikey brings joy to the team. Adorned in orange and wielding nunchaku.

What are the 4 ninja turtle names? ›

It follows Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo, four anthropomorphic turtle brothers trained in ninjutsu who fight evil in New York City.

What are the 3 Ninja Turtles name? ›

Overview
Characters :Television seriesDirect to video and television films
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Leonardo ("Leo")Cam ClarkeDaiki Nakamura
Raphael ("Raph")Rob Paulsen Thom Pinto Hal Rayle Michael GoughHiroyuki Shibamoto
Donatello ("Donnie")Barry Gordon Greg BergHidenari Ugaki
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Is there a girl Ninja Turtle? ›

Venus de Milo (often shortened to simply Venus, and later known as Bonnie) is a fictional superheroine within the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise. She first appeared in the television series, Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation.

Is The Yellow Ninja Turtle a girl? ›

After being severely wounded by Karai, Jennika is transformed into a mutant turtle when Donatello uses Leonardo's blood to give her an emergency blood transfusion. As a mutant turtle, she wears a yellow mask and wields tekkō-kagi.

What is the red turtle name Ninja? ›

For the TV show, TMNT creator Peter Laird decided to give each Turtle a different color to make it easier to tell them apart: Leonardo has a blue bandana. Donatello has a purple bandana. Raphael has a red bandana.

How old is Raph in Rottmnt? ›

Raphael (voiced by Omar Benson Miller) – A 15-16-year-old (17-18 in the movie) Alligator snapping turtle and the oldest brother of the group; before the second-season finale, he was the team's leader, and he informally named themselves the "Mad Dogs".

Does Leo have a crush on April? ›

Leo has a crush on April, falling for her after seeing her yell at the turtles for throwing a ninja star in her bike helmet from a rooftop. April's bike gets stolen, and Leo runs off to save it despite his brothers wishes and calls her “beautiful and charming” as he does so.

Who was the last ninja turtle alive? ›

In the comic, the remaining turtle is revealed to be Michelangelo, who wears a black mask and seeks justice for his fallen brothers and Master Splinter.

Does Mikey have ADHD? ›

It is heavily implied that this version of Mikey has some form of ADHD. And, it was even stated in his original bio, confirming it. Unlike past incarnations, Mikey does not say his famous "Cowabunga" catchphrase, but instead says "BOOYAKASHA!" He usually does this when accomplishing something or attacking an enemy.

Who is the nerdy TMNT? ›

Donatello, nicknamed Don or Donnie/Donny, is a superhero and one of the four main characters of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics and all related media. He is the smartest and often gentlest of his brothers, wearing a purple mask over his eyes. He wields a bō staff, his primary signature weapon in all media.

Is Donatello autistic TMNT? ›

One autistic trait commonly noted about Donatello is his stimming behaviors. When agitated, he tends to grind his teeth or twitch. When excited or happy, he spins, kicks his legs, dances, and occasionally vocally stims. Donnie is often dancing, and has most of his usernames/passwords set as 'Bootyyyshaker9000'.

What is turtle slang for? ›

In answer to your question, Pranab Das's question: "What is turtle slang for?":- It means that they think you block too much instead of punching back. You crunch yourself up, hiding in your protective "shell", hence "turtling". It can be annoying if someone holds guard for most of the match and barely fights.

What is ninja slang for? ›

In slang terms, nowadays a person who is stealthy or commits a crazy act with good results is called a ninja. The original ninjas were mercenary warriors & spies, & the methods they used were looked down on & considered dishonorable by the highest caste, the samurais.

What does being called a turtle mean? ›

Turtles🐢🐢 have a reputation of moving very slowly perhaps taking their time,they are in no hurry 🤭So usually when someone calls another person a turtle they say it referring to how slow they are.Like my mother has always been so slow at everything she does shes just lives her life at this really slow, laid back not in ...

What is the awkward turtle slang? ›

A person who feels awkward themselves or who has observed something they find embarrassing may issue an awkward turtle as mild, humorous social commentary. Originally, this was in the form of the hand gesture, but the signal has become common enough where people might just say, or type online or in texts, the phrase.

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